I get it. Being too busy to blog that is. Ha, at least I think I’ve been to busy but I just posted on Friday so I’m not so bad I guess.
So I work in an office. It’s not your average office though. How is it different you may ask? Well, yesterday I got two new co-workers which is quite exciting if your aware of my working situation. I work at a farm. Yep. In an office, on a farm. Alllll by myself. So I’ll take all the company I can get. There good co workers to have though. They’re great listeners, they never interrupt me. But sometimes I tell them to do something and they just sit and stare at me…. so they’re not so good at taking orders yet. We’re working on that. Don’t worry, I’ll keep you posted.
So meet Daisy and Duke.
Cuz of course every farm needs a good pair of donkeys!
Donkeys?
Yes. Donkeys.
I kidd you not, Donkeys!
They’re the newest residents of stinky farm incorporated.
I think thats my favorite part about working at a farm. The smells. mmm, mmm good!
I can’t decide which smells my favorite though. The pile of rotting stinky grass is just plain wonderful.
But then there’s the swamp.
I dunno about you but I can never resist a good smelling swamp!
The mosquitos obviously agree with me. They love it here as much as I do. So much, they never plan on leaving. No matter what they’ll always be here for me. They’re so dependable like that. I appreciate it mosquitos. More then you know, I appreciate it.
OK. Now the fun begins. Let me take you on a journey to my absolutely FAVORITE part of this place.
Each day I get to take this journey. It starts here on this unbeaten path.
Where does it lead you ask? Oh, I bet your filled with excitement!! It’s great.
OH, new scenery! Are the butterflies building?!?
Ohhh what’s that you ask? What’s behind this golden door???
Well it’s my very own OUTHOUSE people!! I know, don’t let the jealousy overtake you.
It’s only cuz I’m a pretty big deal that I have such amazing working conditions.
My favorite part is the his and hers toilet seats.
I can’t think of anything more romantic.
It’s this situation that makes me bond so much with the mosquitos. They love it here especially as much as I do.
And I’ve quickly downed half a bottle of this.
Again, don’t let the green jealous monster ruin your day ok?
It’s unfortunate you can’t all be as lucky as me but life’s unfair. What can ya do?
Now, raise your hand if you feel like laughing today??
Ok now put your hand down. You wierdo….
AKutarna - HAHAHA i didn’t know you worked on a farm? Everytime i have called you I imagined you at a nice little desk somewhere downtown..with people and a nice sanitary bathroom. You are too funny
arianne Leishman - haha! Leah you are hilarious! I’m sure jealous of your office job : P
Anonymous - Why didn’t you tell about he mosquito’s that bite your bum when you use the nice toilets!
Katie Wood - So this is possibly the funniest thing I have read in the last month! Haha! I love you! I want to see you in 2-3 weeks ok!!! Please!!! I know your new coworkers are starting to replace me but….you’ll have to find time in your busy schedule for us to play. Deal? Ok Deal!